white jeans

1 week until Easter. 80 degrees outside. It is now acceptable to wear white jeans. I'm working on assembling the following outfit.






First things first, I need the white jeans. White jeans are complicated. Number one, they're white. Which means they can be see-through. Girls, you know what that means. You have to wear the right...under-things. And it's not always the most forgiving color. So they're not always the most comfortable choice. You can't just slip them on whenever you feel like it. It takes preparation and thought. So boys, if a girl ever wears white jeans on a date, treat her well please. She tried really hard.